The Post Where I Come Back

Once upon a time I was under some deluded illusion that I could become a famous blogger.
Whilst under the influence of this delusion I was read a lot of blogging 'tips'.

One particular tip suggested that you should NEVER make a post apologising for a long blogging absence.

To that guy I say:

Fuck you. I'll do what I want. 

So I profusely apologise to all the spam bots who read my blog. This absence has been redonk and I have nothing to blame except pure laziness. Please accept this recap of the last 3 months as an apology. .